i love you

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."
"

March 4, 2013
I was unpacking when I heard you walk in. I had on light pink lipstick that I found at the bottom of a box. You put a few things on the counter and handed me my car keys. I kissed you and asked if you could help me move the bed. You said you needed to talk. I keep replaying this over and over in my mind. I don’t think I’ll be able to unpack the rest of our boxes.

April 4, 2013
It’s been a month since you left.
Mark says you’re not coming back.
I can’t sleep.
Are you awake?

May 4, 2013
I finally went to the doctor like you had begged me to.
You were right and yeah, I’ll be fine.

June 4, 2013
I sold my engagement ring at a pawn shop today. I bought expensive lipstick and flowers. I also bought a lot of beer and a carton of cigarettes. I’ve lost a lot weight since you last saw me. My friends from high school that I haven’t seen in years hardly recognize me. It’s weird being back in this town without you. I spend most of my afternoons at the beach. I saw a sea turtle today while I was swimming. I miss eating breakfast food at midnight with you.

July 4, 2013
I stumbled across the video of you in the car singing Taylor Swift. I deleted it before it played all the way through but I have to admit it made me laugh. I can’t remember how your voice sounds saying my name. I broke down and called you. Thank you for not answering.

August 4, 2013
I dropped my cigarette in my lap when you drove past me today.

September 4, 1012
I went on a date.
He thinks Bud Light is “quality beer”.
It just isn’t going to work out.

October 4, 2013
It doesn’t hurt anymore to say your name.

November 4, 2013
Hope you’re doing well.

December 12, 2013
Thank you for setting me free.

" -
These short letters are straight from my notebook, unedited and carelessly written - d.a.h (via girlchoking)

this-iss-sparta:

Easter is on 4/20 are you going to praise it or blaze it

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You






We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

This is real in a sense that
most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.
lordalsion:

lordalsion:

Lordalsion’s "I Abandoned My Town So I’m Going To Reset It But I Need To Get Rid of This Stuff" Giveaway!
What You Will Win:
The ENTIRE Princess Series (Including wallpaper and carpet, of course) 
100,000 Bells (aka all the bells left on this file!) 300,000 BELLS! (I found more stashed away)
Any other items of mine that might tickle your fancy! (Other furniture series, fortune cookie items, fruit, flowers, neighbours, etc.)
Rules:
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You do not have to be following me to win, but you should check out my blog anyway as it is a party :)
No giveaway blogs, I will check!
You have to be willing to give me your friendcode so I can give you your items, and your ask box must be open so I can contact you!
The giveaway will end on April 19th at Noon EST, 1 week!
No laughing at my terrible bedhead. 

Giveaway ends today! 
reincarnatedhero:

スカウォプレイまんが【クリア記念】 (3)
Pixiv ID: 23728792

Member: 小林蕪
emilygoss:

phantomsnare:

weirdfishesarpeggio:

Tenor line at night

Gatewayyyyyyyy killin it

This is so fuckin sexy holy shit