i love you
heroesofhyrule:

He looks so offended omg
mischacrossing:

*PRIZES*
There will be three winners, and each winner will receive…
All of the following:
5 million bells
afternoon tea set
berliner
crown
royal crown
Any three of the following:
princess series
sweets series
mermaid series 
weeding day series
sloppy series
Any fifteen of the following:

shaved ice lamp / pumpkin pie / 12 grape plate


picnic basket / veggie basket / fruit basket / sushi platter


wedding cake / turkey / rice cake / kimbap plate


hair bow wig / tiara hair / dollhouse dress / petal parasol


pink wetsuit / red + blue ogre masks / newsprint hat


toy hammer / tweeter / throwing beans / ice cream


hibiscus / eggplant cow / cucumber horse / dango


cat tower / rainbow screen / box figurine / storybook


all gold tools / 5 rose hybrids / 5 carnation hybrids

*RULES*
must be following both of us (b) (m)
each reblog + like counts as one entry
reblog + like as much as you want
winners chosen by random.org
be willing to give us your FC and town name
have your ask box open
winners respond within 24 hours
♡ THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SEPTEMBER 5TH ♡

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

sheikahstone:

what i look for in a guy

  • very helpful
  • great smile
  • light hair
  • kinda short
  • kinda bashful
  • good with animals
  • can wield the master sword
  • link
  • i’m looking for link

i get so confused seeing my posts now cause of my totally adorable icon feat skyward sword link with a flower crown ^.^

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sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.
tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants
  • Me: "What's your favorite color?"
  • Drumline boy: "They color guard ayeee"

bogleech:

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"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"

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"Gross!"  "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"

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"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"

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"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"